Break Bread Not Hearts or Stomachs

My Monthly Aresian Horoscope
March 21 - April 19

You ate a couple of late night sandwiches,
good bread slices with kraft cheddar (extra sharp)
and mayonaisse...you thought yourself clever and
satisfied. You would've made tea but you were lazy
and tired. Shortly after you showered and fell to
bed, consequently, to sleep. In the morning, you
felt it.

Stomach stabs from that extra sharp cheddar, your
belly feels like its being crushed and ground down
by millions of tiny, ridged diamonds. You are not
doing well. At work you remember you have two 32
FL OZ of Tropicana Apple Juice that you left behind
and can't wait to get there and drink them. Maybe
buy more bread.

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